I’ve always been quite fond of that joke about when people insist God is a dude, and could never be a woman, or just neither because God isn’t a creature of the earth, asking them how big his dick would be
When the CIA gets desperate to maintain the culture war, they’ll deploy:
FAT JESUS🧔♀️🫃✝️
Should Christ be fat? Is GOD fat? These questions & more will be given earnest, uncritical consideration on actual legacy media platforms.
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my favorite is “if God is all-knowing and knows all that will and has happened on Earth for humanity… then God knows what it’s like to take a big veiny hairy cock in his ass, correct?”