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When the CIA gets desperate to maintain the culture war, they’ll deploy: FAT JESUS🧔‍♀️🫃✝️ Should Christ be fat? Is GOD fat? These questions & more will be given earnest, uncritical consideration on actual legacy media platforms. Bookmark this post
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God is fat
God could be fat
God is not fat
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Anonymous 1d

What if God was skinny everywhere but the armpits? Like obtusely large armpits.

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Anonymous 1d

I feel like theoretically God should be both fat and skinny at the same time given all humans are made in God’s image

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Anonymous 1d

God is perfect so he’s not fat

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Lol I’m not wrong, excess fat is disruptive to the body ergo imperfect ergo God wouldn’t be/ isnt fat

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

God is often thought of as all encompassing. Kinda big, no? What would the “body” of god look like? This is a sample of discourse to come

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Yeah big in an abstract sense, God’s perfect so likely that would translate to a perfect body which sorry isn’t an obese one, a scrawny one isn’t perfect either

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

So god is totally average looking?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Nah, probably built, the extent to which idk Like what Socrates said: a disgrace to grow old through sheer carelessness before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your bodily strength and beauty to their highest limit.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14h

Godliness is strength and being of able body, then? I bet that won’t reinforce any ideas or impact our cultural beliefs at all…

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13h

If you’re able you should try that’s all im saying All people should want to be the best they can be body mind and spirit

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