Predicting a messy divorce sometime in the next five years

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Hot take: this marriage is going to work out because they will never learn anything about each other and the fact that they have the same emotional bond as random strangers will work in their favor

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Religion is the issue here. They get married so fast bc they want to fuck and their religion probably doesn’t allow them to have sex before marriage

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and* for the first are

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i’m pretty sure this post was a joke!! someone in the comments said something about finding the same picture but she was in a pink dress and it had been edited to look like a wedding

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this post could very much be fake… that’s where i stand

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