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what the fuck man
134 upvotes, 36 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Insane Comments. "what the fuck man"
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Anonymous 13w

Unless I was on my death bed there’s no way I would marry someone that quickly.

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Anonymous 13w

I’m assuming they’re both in a high-control cult and just wanted to bang.

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Anonymous 13w
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Anonymous 13w

I don’t wanna marry someone unless we’ve been dating 3 years min in a perfect world

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Anonymous 12w

Divorced - 6/8/2026

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Anonymous 13w

Highkey- I only want to marry if it’ll help our taxes.

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Anonymous 12w

i see the bleach blonde utah curls and self tanner. i know what they are.

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Anonymous 13w

Oh hell no

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Anonymous 12w

Mormons

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Anonymous 12w

this doesn’t sit right with me at all. how could you possibly start dating and get married all in the same year??

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Anonymous 12w

Baby-4/15/2027 Divorced-12/31/2027

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Anonymous 13w

crazy work

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Anonymous 13w

Oh god why

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Anonymous 13w

You know imagine if it actually works out. There’s a small chance it would like it happened back in the day. These days idk lol

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Anonymous 12w

Who’s that?

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Anonymous 13w

Lot of people wouldn’t go that fast, and I get that stance. But, if it’s your person and you know it’s your person, why wait forever?

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Anonymous 13w

In my deathbed? That’s commitment.

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Anonymous 13w

😂sold

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

lol you might be onto something

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 13w

It’s pretty common for young folks to jump into marriage for that reason, especially THAT quickly. 😶

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

Because you can think that it’s your personal and it’s actually not.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13w
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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

I’m sorry, I don’t know ball. I have no clue who that is.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13w

if you want me to pay my taaaxes if you want me to pay my taaaxes

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13w

Person*

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

I’m confused but ok 👍🏽

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13w

you better come over with a cruuucifiiix

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

why wait forever? they waited two months and ten days from tinder match to wedding. they weren’t friends before, likely had no mutual friends, weren’t even engaged for a month. and they look young. why wait forever applies to 5+ years, not 5+ months

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 13w

Look guys, I’m not arguing against taking time. I’m just saying that some people can go two months and live the rest of their lives happy together.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

Definitely Assemblies of God, thank the Lord I got out.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13w

Lowkey if I marry a chick someday I now feel compelled to make the same post as a bit hahahaa

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Cameron!!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

Yeah and they took that risk. Loads of people do actually lmfao. It’s stupid but sometime that’s what love does. If they break up well yk it’s messier but they chose it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 12w

High-control cult pressuring them to do so when they just want to bang.

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 12w

idk

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 12w

why test ur luck after 2 months tho, like sure u might get lucky but id never bank on that

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