my suffering has somehow been downvoted ONCE and I’m taking this personally as i shuffle off to bed. HR — and i know it’s you, HR — your days are numbered.
i have a crush on a friend but these days we communicate almost exclusively over Microsoft Teams. yes. you heard that right. Teams.
*clears throat*
if you’ll excuse me to the comments…
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