
HOW THE FLIPPITY FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FLIRT WITH SOMEONE OVER MICROSOFT TEAMS?!? THE ANSWER, OBVIOUSLY, IS DON’T FLIRT WITH SOMEONE OVER MICROSOFT TEAMS. SO I’M NOT. WELL, SOMEONE HAS DECIDED TO TEASE ME MERCILESSLY OVER MICROSOFT TEAMS IN A PURELY PLATONIC, MOSTLY WORKPLACE-FRIENDLY WAY. AND HE’S PRETTY. THE AUDACITY?!?