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Confessions 11w

😭😭😭😭 men, respectfully... 99% of yall suck at dirty talk😭 the fuck is this?

Hookup Horror Stories 11w

Hooked up with a nerd (my type) and we are both fans of MHA. I got close and said “Harder.” This mother fucker said “United States of Smash!” before no skill jack hammering me. Got so turned off all hope of the big O faded fast

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Anonymous 11w

something like this also happened to me

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Anonymous 11w

I got really nervous one time and a girl told me “harder” and I said okey-dokey-artichokey

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Anonymous 11w

I’m way better at dirty talk when my girl’s on top, I think it’s just hard for me to think up sexy shit to say when I’m already doing all the physical work in missionary or doggy lmao

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Anonymous 11w

I mean its at least funny 😭 idk if i could do better

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Anonymous

#1 11w

dear god. who needs birth control when we have ppl like you walking around

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Anonymous

#2 11w

it's better to be quiet and just moan if know ur just gonna be saying bullshit lol. silence and being in the moment is ok sometimes

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OP 11w

Yeah that’s what I do when I’m on top I just b making caveman grunts and shit and she can do the talking if she pleases

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OP 11w

Jokes on you she’s my girlfriend now and she very much tolerates sex with me

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Anonymous

#1 11w

glad she took you off the market 🙏 i wish i could thank her for her service

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Anonymous

OP 11w

🙁

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