Hookup Horror Stories on Sidechat | Hooked up with a nerd (my type) and we are both fans of MHA. I got close and said “Harder.” This mother fucker said “United States of Smash!” before no skill jack hammering me. Got so turned off all hope of the big O faded fast

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Hookup Horror Stories 11w

Hooked up with a nerd (my type) and we are both fans of MHA. I got close and said “Harder.” This mother fucker said “United States of Smash!” before no skill jack hammering me. Got so turned off all hope of the big O faded fast

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Anonymous 11w

I’m crine

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Anonymous 11w

Go back to Ao3 🙏😭

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Anonymous 11w

Would have been great if he could lay it down smh

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Anonymous 11w

I’m sorry that’s just so fucking funny

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Anonymous 11w

sonion💀💀💀

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Anonymous 11w

He was genuinely balls deep talking like this I’m crying😭

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Anonymous 11w

my jaw dropped holy shit

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Anonymous 11w

P-plus.. PLUS ULTRA!!!

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Anonymous 11w

I hate all of you making extra references!!!!! 😂

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Anonymous 11w

I mean you should’ve expected something like that if he’s a nerd 😂 as a bisexual man you gotta go for nerdy gym rats

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Anonymous 11w

Me asf

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Anonymous 11w

Ummm

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Anonymous 11w

That's gonna be my new catchphrase

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Anonymous 11w

Methylhydrazine?

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Anonymous

#2 11w

Organism

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Anonymous

#7 11w

LMDAO u wanted a nerd... be careful what u wish for 💀💀😭🙏

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Anonymous

#12 11w

On a side note I’m a huge MHA fan yall got good taste

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