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When bro is doing performative reading and wearing glasses, despite being functionally illiterate with 20/20 vision. But the cops won’t investigate him:
122 upvotes, 3 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Book Club. "When bro is doing performative reading and wearing glasses, despite being functionally illiterate with 20/20 vision. But the cops won’t investigate him:"
The best way to catch serial killers is to find guys in glasses, reading in public spaces, and check if their glasses are prescription or not. If the glasses are prescription they’re good, but if they’re just for show, 53% chance bro is a serial killer.
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Anonymous 14w

you don’t need to wear glasses to be a performative reader. lots of people in this group don’t have glasses at all

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Anonymous 14w

this describes my ex perfectly. he wore glasses for the aesthetic, while me… i’m legally blind and need them

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Anonymous 14w

When I see another reader eyeing me to see if my rubber ducky glasses are prescription

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