Book Club on Sidechat | The best way to catch serial killers is to find guys in glasses, reading in public spaces, and check if their glasses are prescription or not. If the glasses are prescription they’re good, but if they’re just for show, 53% chance bro is a serial killer.

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The best way to catch serial killers is to find guys in glasses, reading in public spaces, and check if their glasses are prescription or not. If the glasses are prescription they’re good, but if they’re just for show, 53% chance bro is a serial killer.

Anonymous 14w

As a man with prescription glasses I can confirm I’m not a serial killer

Anonymous 14w

Performative glasses make me so suspicious

Anonymous 14w

on my way to break stereotypes by being our first prescription-wearing serial killer 😤😤 (FOR LEGAL AND MORAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE IM SORRY)

Anonymous 14w

Glasses are just becoming a fashion item tho. My nephew wears fake glasses lol

Anonymous 14w

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

Anonymous 14w

Completely true, however research suggests that if you suspect someone of being a serial killer, the smartest move is to not get close enough to them to peer through their glasses

Anonymous 14w

I forget what my prescription is. How bones am I?

Anonymous

#3 14w

Also I got lasik and no longer need glasses but sometimes I’ll wear blue light glasses out because they seem to really help with my migraines

Anonymous

#3 14w

(though I’m not a guy so ig I don’t fill the profile anyway)

Anonymous

#6 14w

Wait why???

Anonymous

#4 14w

So you don’t get killed???

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Anonymous

#2 14w

That's what someone with nonprescription glasses would say

Anonymous

cakey 14w

THATS SO REAL 😭