
trillionaire has a wizard curse that makes him so rich that he painfully ejaculates money, but it also makes him extremely tall and muscular and lonely and monogamous. only the sexually inexperienced extremely average brains and girl next door who gets a scholarship for a writer retreat at his 2000 acre australian villa can cure him with her special chosen one puh
cannibal who’s family only expressed love through eating parts of each other & feels alienated in society because they can’t experience love “normally,” finds a person/creature who has to have parts of their body snipped off for health reasons, and most people are uncomfortable with it. so now they can manage their needs/impulses healthily in a relationship & safety, which is a healing experience for them both