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ratdealer

 To whom it may concern: specifying "left" and "right" for body parts has never once done a sex scene any favours
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Anonymous 49w

Tell that to people who write Captain Hook fanfiction.

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Anonymous 49w

Tell that to the imminent left nut hurtling at the speed of light

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Anonymous 49w

it helps me keep track man

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Anonymous 49w

erm, what if i’m trying to imagine it?? i think sometimes it’s relevant to specify

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Anonymous 49w

Trueeeee

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Anonymous 49w

Or fight scenes

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Anonymous 49w

Real. It makes the scene all awkward and clunky

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 49w

Like a tiger, defyin' the laws of gravity

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Anonymous replying to -> ratdealer 49w

I’ll make a supersonic man out of you

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