you’re just gonna cut off right when we get absolute treasure like “WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-WOWIE”
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Anonymous9w
Is this you quoting the great Gatsby or is this Gatsby fanfic 😭
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Anonymous9w
I swear I saw one that tried to correct "I ducked" to "I'm a duck" or something similar
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Anonymous9w
Pleased as punch! I like that! Like fruit punch 🍒🍓🍎🍍🍉
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Anonymous9w
Who’s punch and why are we pleasing him?
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Anonymous9w
That last line is the best by far
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Anonymous8w
Please can I beta read 🥺
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Anonymous9w
Don’t even get me started… that blue fucking line would haunt me because it rarely ever meant I was actually wrong 😒
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Anonymous8w
I need to read this
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Anonymous8w
Worst writing ive ever read
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Anonymous8w
Never heard “please as punch” where in the Sam fuck are you from?
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Anonymous#19w
Neither, I just like the expression
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Anonymousratdealer9w
And there’s also a Daisy? Interesting 🧐
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Anonymous#39w
Auto correct is like okay obviously this is a duck writing this with its little flippers
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Anonymous#49w
This is a hilarious way to continue the convo for real tho lmao
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Anonymous#49w
I write everything out of order as things come to me as opposed to linear, so until I'm finished there's gaps between dialogue which only make sense to me who knows the context
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Anonymousratdealer9w
Basically it's mega ultra meth coffee which the speaker (a humanoid rat guy) smokes out of a hookah
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Anonymousratdealer9w
Sold by a CopperCorp(a megacorporation a la Amazon-meet-East-India-Trading owned by Ea-Nasir, the shitty copper guy from the meme) in order to oppress the rat people