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I guess they just hate fun
1754 upvotes, 23 comments. Sidechat image post by ratdealer in Writing. "I guess they just hate fun"
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Anonymous 9w

you’re just gonna cut off right when we get absolute treasure like “WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-WOWIE”

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Anonymous 9w

Is this you quoting the great Gatsby or is this Gatsby fanfic 😭

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Anonymous 9w

I swear I saw one that tried to correct "I ducked" to "I'm a duck" or something similar

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Anonymous 9w

Pleased as punch! I like that! Like fruit punch 🍒🍓🍎🍍🍉

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Anonymous 9w

Who’s punch and why are we pleasing him?

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Anonymous 9w

That last line is the best by far

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Anonymous 8w

Please can I beta read 🥺

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Anonymous 9w

Don’t even get me started… that blue fucking line would haunt me because it rarely ever meant I was actually wrong 😒

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Anonymous 8w

I need to read this

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Anonymous 8w

Worst writing ive ever read

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Anonymous 8w

Never heard “please as punch” where in the Sam fuck are you from?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

Neither, I just like the expression

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Anonymous replying to -> ratdealer 9w

And there’s also a Daisy? Interesting 🧐

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9w

Auto correct is like okay obviously this is a duck writing this with its little flippers

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 9w

This is a hilarious way to continue the convo for real tho lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 9w

I write everything out of order as things come to me as opposed to linear, so until I'm finished there's gaps between dialogue which only make sense to me who knows the context

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Anonymous replying to -> ratdealer 9w

Basically it's mega ultra meth coffee which the speaker (a humanoid rat guy) smokes out of a hookah

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Anonymous replying to -> ratdealer 9w

Sold by a CopperCorp(a megacorporation a la Amazon-meet-East-India-Trading owned by Ea-Nasir, the shitty copper guy from the meme) in order to oppress the rat people

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Anonymous replying to -> ratdealer 9w

It's a weird book

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

They’re in denial

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 8w

literally

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 8w

what can I say, I had good inspo

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