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Work Rants 13h
Literally LOATH, hate, despise when a customer, A MALE, customer hands me a bill over $50 and says “can you take it that big.” Please help me find comebacks for this shit
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Anonymous 13h

"you call that big?"

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Anonymous 10h

“Lemme break it first”

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Anonymous 11h

“Over compensating for…?”

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Anonymous 10h

“I’d say this is about average, don’t flatter yourself”

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Anonymous 11h

Oh ive never realized it could have that connotation

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Anonymous 9h

Literally just call him disgusting

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Anonymous 9h

Me when I’m a corn addict and start making something out of nothing

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Anonymous 7h

“Can you?”

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Anonymous 2h

“That is a big tip! Thank you so much!” *look him dead in the eye and put it in the tip jar*

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Anonymous 40m

“Been a while, huh?”

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Anonymous 10h

I don't think they mean it that way. Often cashiers don't have change for large bills.

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Anonymous 10h

Not that deep

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Anonymous 10h

Or you could just go work at Taco Bell and make $15 an hour and quit complaining. Slap him in the face and take the $50 bill. Haven’t you seen Yellowstone? Oh I’m so sad. A guy says something sexual to me that I can flip him off and turn around while he’s handed me $50.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13h

“I’ve seen bigger”

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 10h

True but some people say it in a gross way and I think that’s what they are talking about

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8h

Or when theyre paranoid about misogynistic abuse and honestly rightfully so?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8h

If you think someone asking “can you take it that big” in reference to a 50 Dollar bill is offensive I genuinely think you shouldn’t be on the internet you is middle of the bell curve knuckle dragging ape

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 8h

No it is that deep

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 7h

Ok

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 7h

Good

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 7h

Splendid

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 7h

Lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 54m

Tell me you’re a man without telling me you’re a man

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13m

So she can take it that big AND that deep

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 8m

“Haven’t you seen Yellowstone?” For your sake I really really hope this is bait

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 6m

Hold this ratio lil bro

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