Anonymous #1 9w

how did u even do that

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Anonymous #2 9w

A vet learns secrets

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Anonymous #3 9w

Also depends on water intake and weight. If you lose weight after stopping smoking it will show up in your system due to being fat soluble. 😅 There are so many factors. 😭

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Anonymous just_3xploring_life 9w

ooh

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Anonymous #2 9w

I’ve passed spit tests by holding the test between my teeth. This doesn’t work for pee or hair tests

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Anonymous #3 9w

I did piss test

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Anonymous just_3xploring_life 9w

Metabolism is also a contributing factor. I had a friend in the military when I was in hs and he smoked constantly but drank enough water and was active enough he could pee clean the next day and somehow passed every test .

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Anonymous #1 9w

Were they testing for weed tho

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Anonymous #5 9w

Yeah it was for a pharmacy job

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Anonymous #1 9w

So wtf did you do

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Anonymous #5 9w

Basically there's this jelly used to make Jam called fruit pectin gel. Straight sugar. Down that mixed with Gatorade a couple times thru out the days prior. And ur piss will be straight sugar, za won't come up

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Anonymous #1 9w

I’ve done the certo method before too

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Anonymous green.peter 9w

Yessirrr

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Anonymous #1 9w

Man yo dealer ripped you off

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Anonymous #7 9w

Lmaoo cuz u know all

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Anonymous #7 9w

Also niacin flush with a multivitamin and Tylenol the morning before your piss test will make your water diluted urine register as real legit drug weed and coke free urine. Sfmf

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Anonymous #1 9w

I’m sorry won’t that give you extremely high blood sugar and fucking diabetes

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Anonymous #1 9w

will i get diabetes tho 😭😭

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Anonymous #8 9w

You can’t develop diabetes from one day of sugary drinks holy shit you need to lay off the weed😂

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Anonymous blunts 9w

You’re not a doctor why should we believe you

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Anonymous #12 9w

Nothing gets past you!😏

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Anonymous #13 9w

Omg now everyone’s mad bc I’m telling the truth 😭

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Anonymous #12 9w

Are you really though

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Anonymous #8 9w

Yes bro, max 60 days for a urine test if you’re a heavy chronic morning noon and night smoker.

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Anonymous #8 9w

omg… is this fr

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Anonymous #16 9w

hahaha as in i smoke all day? yeah 😭😭😭

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Anonymous #14 9w

yeah pull up

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Anonymous #12 9w

Sources? I’ve heard it could stay in your system up to 6 months

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Anonymous #9 9w

What’s quick fix

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Anonymous #8 9w

Bruh google

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Anonymous #8 9w

Literally google it 😭 there are peer reviewed sources. I promise I’m not making Ts up I know what I’m talking abt. I had to drug test for my summer job but I was hitting the cart everyday.

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Anonymous #12 9w

But were you doing it every 2 hours

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Anonymous #12 9w

You could also be lying

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Anonymous #8 9w

OML I was high all day everyday chat. But wtv, believe or don’t believe a quick google search would solve your problems

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Anonymous #12 9w

When were you diagnosed with autism

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Anonymous #19 9w

Never, I’m raw dogging ts 😛

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Anonymous #8 8w

Synthetic urine

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Anonymous just_3xploring_life 8w

You’re lying

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Anonymous #8 8w

They’re not, I’ve done it in 2 days, if you’re constantly active and drink a lot of water it’s not hard to pass the tests

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Anonymous #16 8w

I drink plenty of water and smoke like a fish and fail every test bc Ig I get as much exercise as Jaba the hut is that what you’re saying

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Anonymous #8 8w

Yes that or you have a slow metabolism or you’re jus genetically inferior to me

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Anonymous #16 8w

Oh I’m sorry not all of us are 🤮 , or anor***, or on a glp heaux

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Anonymous #7 8w

I’m taking notes

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Anonymous #8 8w

??? i asked if i was gonna get diabetes from overloading my body with sugar and pissing out straight sugar (symptom of pre diabetes) why’s everyone so mad 😭

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