Funny parallel is that my mom loves to press me about if I’m high or not but usually only does it when I’m sober lmao
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Anonymous#13w
I’ll be stone-cold sober and my mom will be like “lemme see your eyes. are you stoned?” (she knows I smoke and doesn’t actually mind it, she just likes to give me shit sometimes) and then I’ll walk in absolutely fuckin BLITZED and not get a word