Yeah but I wouldn’t need to gas up the horse or worry abt a accident for a drunk drive etc

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listen smoking a J on the back of a horse is such a peak experience i’d rather trail ride to the dispo 😂

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If I green out at least the horse can still walk me home

46

idk bro i think that would be a vibe

36

Clearly youve never been high on a train before, its far better then driving

27

My horse wouldn’t be affected by this fuck ass “war” so

17

That’d be sooo awesome I’d hang out with the horse instead of paying 5 a gallon for gas and I would be just as paranoid as it was so it’d be like a horse girl movie

14

As long as the horse got a sound system

9

You can’t hotbox a horse

8

Wasn’t illegal to grow your own, you wouldn’t have to go anywhere except your backyard

7

I think I’d prefer this actually

4

I’d definitely let Friday get a hit too ngl

4

I’d actually feel safer riding a horse than driving a car while inebriated

3

Crazy part is I’d do idgaf 😭😭😭 imma need Steve my trusty stead hdhdhdhdh

3

Hell no, fuck cars. I want horse routes

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That’d be kind of based tho

1

this sounds like my dream date

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i’d hire some skald so while I ride my horse into the norse village i’ll have the equivalent of a banging stereo

1

I would do that

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i would literally get onna horse at 2am too

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The Amish copping a 3.5 at 4 in the morning

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Mackinaw Island residents when they have to take a horse drawn taxi to catch a boat to go buy weed.

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riding a horse at 2am to get some weed would be so fucking cool dawg

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