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_orangutan

3 speeding tickets and you should permanently lose your ability to drive
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Anonymous 11w
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Anonymous 11w

3 jaywalking tickets and you should be banned from roads completely

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Anonymous 11w

I’m convinced you just post ragebait lmao

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Anonymous 11w

I live in greenville and I’ll be going 10 over otw to work tomorrow just for this post

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Anonymous 11w

Nya I like public transit! It’s safe and warm in the winter and it gives me a space to meet other bus schizophrenics

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Anonymous 11w

I honestly thought you were a communist but you’re more just concerned about domestic traffic laws

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Anonymous 11w

Sure man

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Anonymous 11w

A large chunk of the working class oppressed by capitalism who you claim to support would lose their rights in our car centric society if your dreams were reality. This shows ur just a troll

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Anonymous 11w

Depends. 1-2 mph over who gives a fuck. But if you get pulled for going 10-15 over MULTIPLE times you’re genuinely a danger and should get off the roads. Though it doesn’t work they just drive with a suspended license anyway but whatever

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

jaywalking is one of those fake crimes

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

So is speeding

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

no, speeding kills

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

As does jaywalking

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

It’s not speeding that kills, it’s suddenly going from a high speed to a low speed that can cause injury and kill

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

walkers are killed by drivers. walking does not kill, but speeding does

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

but cars provide us the “freedom of mobility” you mean to tell me it’s actually a freedom from mobility? that if i don’t have a car, i can’t get around (not true btw)

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

I would actually argue it's the person operating the car doing the killing, as inanimate objects and measurements cannot have intent.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

it’s all connected

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

“walkers are killed by drivers”

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

a driver being the person operating the vehicle… HELLO. reading comprehension

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

I want to see you do adventurism where you vigilante style throw rocks at speeding cars

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

no, i just want to safely commute to and from work. it does cross my mind to bring nails sometimes though, i won’t lie

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

Well then driving kills, not speeding.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

perfect! that’s correct!!

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

now my car ban seems much more sensible. we found the root of all car deaths: drivers

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

So if I'm going to drive, I might as well speed?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

this is why you shouldn’t be able to drive

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

vast majority of Americans live in places where no you can’t get around without a car lmfao. people that have been gentrified out of their neighborhoods to places far away from work and stores or in rural areas yeah bro u a troll

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

Good luck with that fantasy

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

I'm going to go max out my cars speedometer

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

because we bulldozed the housing for parking lots and freeways, things that accommodate cars temporarily instead of housing and servicing people permanently

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

don’t blow a head gasket. cars are expensive

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

when i’m on my work breaks, yes. though this is somewhat serious. speeders should be held to every ounce of the law

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

It makes sense that a self proclaimed communist would think cars are expensive

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

y’all don’t have to speed is the thing. y’all want to, jackasses. y’all are shit drivers

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

so obviously, bad drivers should not drive. it’s common sense really

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

cars literally are and their costs are increasing. gas is the most recent cost to rise, following after insurance, maintenance, and the cost of the vehicle itself

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

There should be no speed limits on desert roads, speed cameras shouldn’t exist, speed traps shouldn’t exist, and speed limiters in cars DEFINITELY shouldn’t exist. Also speed limits should be based on lane, the left lane shouldnt have the same speed limit as the ones further right. Speed traps are stupid because if those cops were all on the road and were visible instead of hiding, people would be more likely to drive the speed limit because they see a cop nearby.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

thank god you aren’t an urban planner

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

Gas just dropped prices, try to keep up

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

i would do this if i was an idiot btw, like a massive moron

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

I would argue that it requires more skill as a driver to speed effectively, as shown by the fact that it is a sport. The “bad drivers” are the fuckers holding up traffic driving 10 under in the left lane

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

trump-esque policymaking. are you a republican by chance?

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 11w

i live in cola, so i’m safe from you

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

What the fuck does political party have to do with any of what i just said 🤣 no, i am not a republican

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

Got a trip to Charleston this weekend I’ll stop by

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 11w

You just know this asshole drives 5 under on the highway and holds up traffic for everyone. Kind of person i hold the horn down on lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

On god this chud def gets on the interstate at 30 mph

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 11w

i don’t drive

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

rather, i drive maybe once or twice a month

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

just wait, we’re back at war

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 11w

Do you guys not just fill up a big tank while they're cheap anyways

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Anonymous replying to -> og_beer 11w

It also depends where though, 10 over in a school zone where the speed limit is 15 mph is wildly different from 10 over on an empty flat desert interstate set at 80 mph

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

It’s not empty if there’s a cop there to pull you 😎☝️☝️

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Anonymous replying to -> schizoaffective_catgirl 11w

Bus schizophrenics are my favorite

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