US Politics on Sidechat | I bet you didn't think m&m's were pushing intolerance, but they were. They've been changed, you're seeing the changes right now on your screen. The green m&m, you will notice, is no longer wearing sexy boots. Now she's wearing sensible sneakers.

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US Politics 22w

I bet you didn't think m&m's were pushing intolerance, but they were. They've been changed, you're seeing the changes right now on your screen. The green m&m, you will notice, is no longer wearing sexy boots. Now she's wearing sensible sneakers.

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Anonymous 22w

I love how this post looks like something insane that nobody would ever listen to, but it’s actually verbatim from the most watched news show in America at the time of its airing

Anonymous 22w

Why the change? Well, according to m&m's quote, "We all win when we see more women in leading roles." Because leading women do not wear sexy boots, leading women wear frumpy shoes, the frumpyer the better. Thats the rule. The other big change is that the brown m&m has, quote, "Transitioned from high stilettos to lower block heels." also less sexy. Thats progress. m&m's will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous

Anonymous 22w

Anonymous 22w

what are we doing? what’s going on??

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OP 22w

Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them, that's the goal when you're totally turned off. We've achieved equity. They've won. Meanwhile in a nod to the burgeoning wellness movement, the orange m&m will quote, "acknowledge and embrace his anxiety." And actually, if you look at him, the orange m&M does appear very anxious. Maybe he doesn't like all the ugly new shoes he sees around him. Maybe he liked the sexy boots.

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OP 22w

I, for one, agree with the orange man on that

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cheese_of_the_world_unite 22w

SO REAL it reads exactly like one of those 2015 shitposts on places like tumblr or Reddit