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Just two brown socialists
132 upvotes, 24 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "Just two brown socialists"
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Anonymous 13w

In b4 seething Christians who have never actually comprehended their own holy text

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Anonymous 13w

Wait until they find out he was Palestinian 👀

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Anonymous 13w

Buh buh buh Jesus was white!!!!

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Anonymous 13w
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Anonymous 13w

oh theyre not gonna like this one😭

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Anonymous 13w

Charity is consensual and socialism is not because if you don’t give your tax money the government will use guns to throw you in prison.

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Anonymous replying to -> just_peachy_ 13w

Lol wdym? Where in the Bible does Jesus say anything about government welfare programs? I must have missed that part…

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

Did he ever ask for payment after he fed or healed anyone?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

DID CHRIST NOT ROAM THE LAND OFFERING FREE HEALTHCARE AND FOOD WHILE INSISTING PEOPLE PAY THEIR TAXES AND GIVE THEIR WEALTH AWAY

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

Sounds more like charity than socialism

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

Palestine didn’t exist yet

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

Jesus was from the area that is now known as Palestine. He is Palestinian. Would it make you feel better if I just said he was an Arab from the levant region of the Middle East?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

He wasn’t an Arab though, he was Jewish. The ancestors of modern Palestinians were living in the Arab peninsula at the time.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

This is as stupid as saying Saint George was Turkish

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

It might surprise you, but you can be both Arab and Jewish. There are Arab Jews, people whose heritage is from that region. And yes, Jesus himself was from that region and was Arab.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

Also who tf is this what does it have to do with this conversation

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

Okay, but Jesus was not Arab. He wasn’t at all related to modern Palestinians.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

Then what was he? Greek?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

He was a Galilean Jew

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

So Palestinian

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Anonymous 13w

But Israel didn’t exist yet. Hasn’t existed until 77 years ago when there was the Nakba where a bunch of genocidal freaks killed a bunch of Palestinians and stole their land

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

You’re right, Jesus didn’t specifically mention the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program, so therefore we should actually not feed the poor. How could I have been so silly

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 13w

That’s how taxes work in America too 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 13w

Guy who just learned what a society is

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