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It’s an objective fact the US should conquer Canada and make it the 51st state. Also Mexico (52nd state)
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Anyone who jokes about hating Canada (or actually hates Canada) I assume they’re a MAGA Nazi
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Anonymous 10w

Can we take Belize too while we’re at it like we alr will get Cancun why the blue hole also

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Anonymous 10w

2 new states with 170 million voting democrats? Aight

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Anonymous 10w

That would be disastrous for the economy lol Certainly we could easily topple the government but Mexico and Canada would both do guerrilla warfare and cause many American deaths if we did a military takeover Also the economy would collapse instantly too

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Anonymous 10w

I get this is satire but I really don’t understand how Republicans these days are terrified of Latinos coming to America but also want to annex Mexico, Venezuela, Cuba. Like what do they think is gonna happen?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

I’m imaging more of an “empire” aesthetic and we call them “state” in name only

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

So 170 million people who now can’t vote.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

It’s genius

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Yes but we call them states to legitimize our territorial claims (or something)

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 10w

Someone sees the vision

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

No it wouldn’t we’d get all the raw resources and all the land we need for our new data centers lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Central America will be part of phase 2

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

Yeah but Belize would give us perfect positioning to encircle the defenses in northern Guatemala

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Well if we annex those places there won’t be any more immigration from there because we own them

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Good point. You get a job at the DoD

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

Yeah there’d just be unprecedented internal migration from those places.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

It’s DoW now !!!! 🤪

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

🤫

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