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I could play co-op with a buddy
What would call it? Front butt and back butt? Anus #1 and Anus #2? Anus and nanus?
If there like one on each cheek I’d call it Left Ass and Right Ass, or LAss and RAss, respectively.
Call that shit janus the way it got two sides
What if they follow the crack and everything is shifted for equal space between
Then my gooch would be even dirtier