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Why are republicans so stupid?
313 upvotes, 16 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "Why are republicans so stupid?"
They’d throw Jesus into a van and wave a gun in his face
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Anonymous 4w

LMAOOOOOO

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Anonymous 4w

I have to wonder how many conservatives and/or magats still think Jesus was a white dude. Jesus spoke Aramaic, a language that may have gone extinct because the only native speakers were in remote Syrian villages. A country Trump restricted travel from, which just so happened to be a country America was bombing at one point.

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Anonymous 4w

Jesus was/is not a white man… they’d deport him in a heartbeat if they didn’t murder him first

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Anonymous 4w

I’m pretty sure Jesus would be flipping over tables with the amount of bs that’s going on in this country

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“No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon.” (Matthew 6:24) Mammon is approximately “riches”, and is often translated as “money”. You cannot be a follower of Christ and be MAGA.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

i legitimately don’t think there’s a single adult person barring maybe special needs christian’s who think jesus was white. trump barring immigration from syria in 2017 was in response to the fact that they were a literal national security threat? are we forgetting the other countries on that same list like south sudan, mali, niger, etc? they murder christians over there just for existing bro. and were at civil war. they hate america😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

mammon being money doesn’t correlate to a single thing here? if there’s anyone who worships money in this country it’s the democratic party. all they do is tax and tax so they can spend our money on trans or gay activism in other countries. not defending maga since a 1.5 trillion dollar budget for the DoD is insane but at least my moneys not going to that other stuff😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

bro why the was/is? he most definitely wasn’t. you’re forgetting who killed him in the first place. spoiler alert, it wasn’t any government.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

It was the WHITE evil Pontius the king of Romans that murdered him on the cross

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4w

uhhhh… don’t think that’s what happened buddy. first of all pilate wasn’t “king of romans” he wasn’t even white. he was a governor. second of all the trial went like this, pharisees: crucify this man! he claims to be the messiah and my messiah wouldn’t call money evil! pilate: no. pharisees: every jew will withhold his taxes and revolt. pilate after conferring with his advisor trying to not cause revolt: i guess wtv idc.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

family guy drunk laughing clam image

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

you’re aware that family guy is a satirical comedy, and the stereotype they’re going for is northeastern catholics… not christian, catholics prolly do think jesus is white, i mean they pray to mary for some reason😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

knuckles the echnida quote open bracket “that’s real knuckin neato” end quote close bracket.png file

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

You don’t think the party that has already defrauded regular americans of billions of dollars through stock market manipulation and crypto scams, and which is entirely run by rich people (who inherently worship money) worship money? You cannot be a Christian and a billionaire. Also what do you mean doesn’t correlate? Mammon is Hebrew for money or wealth, for whatever reason it’s untranslated in my copy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

they mean was not / is not. also he was literally killed by the Roman government. the story of the mob deciding between him and the other guy named Jesus was pretty blatantly a later addition to the gospel, that coincided with Christianity becoming part of the Roman establishment (hence they need to make scripture less critical of Rome)

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

that’s not what i’m talking about… his execution was carried out by the roman government after a witch hunt from the jews. that’s undeniable fact. the jews were the ones pressing for jesus’ prosecution by the roman’s, the romans legitimately could not care less and even pilate himself had made it known he believed jesus did not deserve his judgment.

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