Anonymous #1 3w

😐 I mean you have the TV, I don’t use that shit anyways. It’s old as fuck and I watch all my shit on my computer.

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Anonymous #1 3w

Also she’s not even into that kind of shit 🤣 I’m gonna keep my mouth shut though because I know her ass is lurking in the shadows on here ready to pounce the moment I say some shit.

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Anonymous ___joker__ 3w

Thank you, in 26 years long after you’ve forgotten me, my good luck that I have given to you on this day will pay off 🫂

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Anonymous ___joker__ 3w

Don’t tell your girl you gave me your tv

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Anonymous #1 3w

Well she’s going to wonder where it’s at when she gets here and sees a big ass surround sound system with no TV bro

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Anonymous ___joker__ 3w

Tell her the repairman came to fix it and has it in the workshop. Say the TCG chip was malfunctioning and needed a complete modular reassembly

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Anonymous #3 3w

Look, I’m a simple man. Aside from aesthetic changes every now and then, I don’t need her to blow my back out to feel satisfied 😐

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Anonymous ___joker__ 3w

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!

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Anonymous #1 3w

That last part is giving Techincal Jargon Overload video vibes

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Anonymous #3 3w

I’ve shit enough to know.

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Anonymous ___joker__ 3w

It’s necessary, if she doesn’t wonder where the tv went we’re both safe, I’ve already devised a plan to create a repair business that’s been around for 32 years but it won’t be easy, I’ll need you to lobby, for years perhaps, to make a proposal of a new currency called parsecs, so then you can sue my business and I can pay you in that (I’ll print them from a hp printer). It will probably take years of both our life’s, we will have to handle lots of stress, and could bankrupt us both potentially

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Anonymous #1 3w

I’m doing the bankruptcy speed run in the markets right now. It’s either get rich now or die 😎

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Anonymous ___joker__ 3w

That’s understandable, I’ll have my colleague Darius contact you within a week, there will be a litany of paperwork you’ll have to sign, we will eventually have to become Scientologists for a short while then Mormons after that so we can get tax exempt, and I’ll have union leader 376 contact you as well and see what kind of chips and sandwich supplies you got at home and within 30-62 years I’ll give you a call and a hug over the hologram thanking you for the tv

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Anonymous #1 3w

You can’t have his TV cuz I need it to finish house of the dragon. You can have it after I finish

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Anonymous strawberrysundae 3w

THE PLAN IS A NO GO YOUR GIRL FOUND OUT WE ARE FUCKED!!!!

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Anonymous strawberrysundae 3w

Don’t forget that I also watch fooosball with your daddy too😎 can’t forget the goat

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Anonymous #1 3w

Me rn

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Anonymous ___joker__ 3w

Run, im already halfway to Mongolia as we speak 🫡

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Anonymous #3 3w

He loves to cry a lot when we’re intimate! Also he loves roleplay!!! His favorite is to roleplay as my white plantation owner!

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Anonymous strawberrysundae 3w

I’m definitely not beating the racist allegations after this one.

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