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Who are some historical figures you think would be great shitposters? I think the Apostle Paul and Martin Luther would both be incredible. Paul on BlueSky, Luther on Twitter.
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Anonymous 5w

St. Olga probably.

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Anonymous 5w

Mussolini

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Anonymous 5w

Benjamin Franklin

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Anonymous 5w

IMAGINE Tarrare as a muckbanger

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Anonymous 5w

johnathan swift would be funny but also jayden ivey levels of anti-catholic

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Anonymous 5w

Paul is a great choice for this. I think Marx would def be solid. Gaddafi as well. Thomas Aquinas would be another fun religious pick. My top choice would probably be Antonio Gramsci. Bro would be comparable to dril on twitter.

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Anonymous 5w

Mark Twain

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Anonymous 5w

Procopius as a lolcow Basil the 2nd as a good shitposter

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Anonymous 5w

Socrates

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Anonymous 5w

Timur the lame

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Anonymous 5w

i just imagine what Martin Luther said in that “history of the entire world, i guess” video was actually his verbatim reaction

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Anonymous 5w

Enver Hoxha. That motherfucker would go CRAZY in online leftist infighting.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

underrated answer

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Anonymous replying to -> ireallylikepancakes 5w

BASED

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Anonymous replying to -> justinian 5w

IM NOT SAYING I AGREE WITH HIM! He just was way more of shit poster than you might realize

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

It’s literally just TheRoyalSerf

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Anonymous replying to -> cheese_of_the_world_unite 5w

The fact that this post was up for a whole day without a Hoxha mention tells me mfs need to learn about Hoxha

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Anonymous replying to -> cheese_of_the_world_unite 5w

His handle would be @bunkercommie44 or some shit and he’d be the least agreeable (not politically, just as a person) motherfucker Twitter has ever seen, which is saying a LOT

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