crazy how paxton and cruz aren't from texas and don't even like being here, yet get to decide who's a 'real texan' along with the guy who'd probably be out of texas more if anyone could stand being near him long enough to roll him back and forth
“don’t Talarico my Texas” is funny since “don’t California my Texas” refers to outsiders coming in, but Talarico family has been in Texas for 8 generations