Saw a night guard winding up the music box. Like sitting in the office inside the pizzeria watching the cameras, closing the doors. I asked what was wrong as he said it’s Night 4, the night when Freddy gets more quirky at night. I sprung my trap and said “we’re the sister location” 😂

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Least obvious bait

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Saw a conservative cheering today’s like standing on the curb outside my office straight up jumping up and down arms pumping in the air. I asked what the commotion was about, and he told me he told me that he r*ped 3 minors this week. I laughed and said “you’re dark maga” 😂

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And everyone clapped.

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Bro thinks he’s Elon Musk rn 💀💀💀💀 you fucking loser lmao

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Your family tree is a fucking pole.

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