Anonymous #1 2w

Happy 2026! Three more years to go wheeeeeeeee

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Anonymous #2 2w

and somehow Mamdani would still be the coolest vampire ever to be undead.

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

The fact that you couldn’t tell demonstrates exactly how fucked up the administration machine is.

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Anonymous #4 2w

I’d let him bite me. Hell I get cool vampire and socialism powers

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Anonymous OP 2w

I disagree in the highest regard. If we’re speaking truth to power, we need to speak the fucking truth. There’s enough monstrous things they are *actually* doing. I need to know if this is real because I’m not loading my gun with blanks. So yeah, this admin is fucked, and yes, it’s scary that I questioned it, but making up false examples of their inhumanity is not necessary and incredibly damaging to truth-seekers like myself.

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

I’m a semi-competetive debater. I rely on the idea that truth spoken clearly and authoritatively can overcome lies spoken loudly. Hope that helps

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

don’t quit your day job

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Anonymous OP 2w

We do need to know if this is real or not, that does matter. Cringey self plug over debate credentials aside

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Anonymous #1 2w

try a critical thinking class, and also practice your skills in determining ai from reality. only people who think this is real would be… the white house

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

They’ve posted significantly worse shit so why does it matter.

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Anonymous #1 2w

???? I fail to see how that’s cringe, but whatever. Hahaha. I say I do collegiate debate because the word “debate” has been ran through to a painful extent. 🤷‍♀️ I don’t argue via twitter threads and hashtags, I write constructives.

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

if u don’t argue on twitter why r u on yikyak

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

Proof or it didn’t happen

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Anonymous #5 2w

Holy shit dude we’re asking if the homeland security account really posted this, no shit it’s ai

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Anonymous #5 2w

This isn’t worth my time. If you have a link, please drop it, if not, have a good day. 😂

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

Because many of us have experience with debate, it’s just cringey to flex it on yy instead of simply using the skills you have to make a good point

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Anonymous c3brus 2w

damn that’s the point you no brained waste of space. ain’t no way you do collegiate debates. you probably argue people at a popup tent like the last inbred that got popped.

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Anonymous #2 2w

The best human blood is from happy and contented people so vampires should naturally be socialists

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Anonymous #7 2w

Also a lot of socialists are freaky and would let you bite them, source: me, I am a socialist and I want to be bitten

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Anonymous OP 2w

Op we never got an answer though, is this from an actual DHS post or not?

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Anonymous OP 2w

Bro why are you grifting and responding like this is a real post? Did you seriously create this to get engagement on yy? If it was just a joke then why not admit It’s a joke when people ask if it’s real?

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Anonymous #1 2w

Okay I’ll be honest- I’m like….90 percent sure it’s not real evidence. Legally.

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Anonymous OP 2w

It’s not hard to say “I generated this or reposted bc I found it funny”. Acting like this is something that they really posted is just strange and sweaty

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Anonymous #1 2w

spoiler alert: most people here already knew it was fake, the joke is that they post unhinged shit on a regular basis this is only barely more crazy than their standard flair.

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Anonymous #4 2w

And that’s the scary part 🥶

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Anonymous #4 2w

Yeah I understand the premise but some of us don’t participate in Elons little social Petri dish on twitter, not simply saying “yes it’s a joke” and instead acting like it doesn’t matter what’s real or not is what’s weird

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Anonymous OP 2w

Mf you’re contributing to it by posting shit like this

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