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No, they don’t. They don’t see how insane it sounds. Because conservatism is the ideology of Christianity. “The educated” have been “lying to [them]” since we discovered fossils. Same with the historians. The Universities are anti-bible. The media…
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Anonymous 5w

You guys need to understand that to be a Christian in the modern day is to completely disconnect yourself from reality. But the sauna jean guys wear crosses. The scientists don’t. And God is Truth, right?

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Anonymous 5w

it's all one huge conspiracy, didn't you know?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

No, number 1. Me pointing out the shit Christians Do, Say, And Believe™ is not implying conspiracy. It’s observing fact. To be frank, the social control conspiracies around Christianity completely fall apart when viewed historically. Never attribute to malice what you could attribute to sheer stupidity. And considering that the ENTIRE Bible is just random people saying “God told me and nobody else this, trust me bro” (a la moses ALONE on the mountaintop) across 40 different authors…

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

Well. If someone walks up to ME on the street and says “I’m the messenger of god. I wrote this book. It is holy. Believe me. Trust me, dude” I’m gonna use it as rolling paper. Actually BELIEVING that is - objectively, especially in the modern day - stupid.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

i was just implying that conservatives tend to believe that anything that doesn't make sense to them or goes against christianity is some kind of conspiracy and experts are like out to get them or something...

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

*what doesn't make sense

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

… it is also possible for me to completely misread your comment as you saying, sarcastically, “wElL doNtChA kNoW oP tHaT rELiGiOn iS aCtUalLy a ConSpIrACy?” sorry man lmfao

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

haha happens to the best of us, but you are so right and if i had meant it like that you would have destroyed me lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

But I wasn’t right! I just loaded up the rhetorical shotgun with logic slugs and let loose with both barrels, only to miss the intruder, punch through the drywall, and kill my neighbor! SORRY ABOUT THAT!

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