
Leftists could never move to Wyoming… what would they do without their morning Pilates, Starbucks with matcha, lgbt music like clairo through wired headphones, smoking weed at 11am, and bottoming for homeless people in exchange for their cup of change in the portapotty outside the Dunkin’ Donuts off Myrtle Ave in Bushwick, Brooklyn?
There is no Pilates in Wyoming. There is no matcha Starbucks in Wyoming. Weed isn’t legal in Wyoming. Homeless people aren’t in Wyoming and they will not top you in exchange for their change cup, and the dunkin off Myrtle Ave in bushwick, Brooklyn is actually in bushwick, Brooklyn, and not Wyoming.