Heterosexuality isn’t natural. You’re telling me a man is with a woman? That’s crossing gender lines, we can’t have that! Men should be played with by men 😤

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as a straight person i fully believe there is no such thing as a purely heterosexual human being. everyone is at least a little bit gay.

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Because its purpose is to make you straight

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Because the straight jacket has no drip or flare.

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