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Would armor made of testicles be effective? I heard once that they can withstand tremendous pressure and force
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Anonymous 5w

so two things make armor “effective” 1. ability to block blows 2. ability to prevent pain testicles are flesh, so unless they’re alive they’ll start to rot and won’t block blows well. but to prevent pain, they have to be not yours. so yes but only if they’re genetically engineered to be an independently living ballsuit

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

At that point you’re probably better off engineering a skin and bone suit though

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

How much more effective would an extra layer of skin and bone be vs artificially living testicles

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

Bone suit sounds dope send me the affiliate link when it drops

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Testicles are soft tissue and decrease elastic collisions, so they’d absorb force of impact from body blows and cannot effectively reflect blows from weapons. For this reason, a ballsuit may be better suited for use inside of a skin and bone suit; skin/bonesuit to reflect blows, ballsuit to absorb shock

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