Gotta feeling newscums gonna get it 🥲🔫

6

Vance vs Newsom. Newsom wins on a "returning to normality and sanity" platform, but his presidency is mediocre, which results in a Republican populist winning in 2032

5

Pritzker, Vance Mitch McConnell is too young to run, but maybe in 2032.

4

Andy Besgear (real middle American) vs JD (cosplaying middle American)

3

Vance vs Democrat locked in a dungeon for 10 years subject to top secret experimental treatments to remove all charisma

3

jd vance🤮 and some random charming white man ive never heard of

2

Biden

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