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697 upvotes, 20 comments. Sidechat image post by cheese_of_the_world_unite in US Politics.
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Anonymous 2w

You’re*

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Anonymous 2w

Giving one of these puppies to my kid as their first car so people drive safely around them!

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Anonymous 2w

Modern cars are designed to completely absorb a hit to spread the deceleration energy all around and thus slow the cabin on a softer manner. These things protect the body of the car but do not spread the deceleration which causes the people inside the cabin to go from moving to stopping nearly instantly. So the body of the car will be nicely protected but the human bodies inside the car will be absolutely wrecked.

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Anonymous 2w

Is this because it looks like police car, Or because it’s a gas guzzler ?

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Anonymous 2w

Imagine cosplaying as a cop. Sick

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Anonymous 2w

What if I barely failed the cop test but my wife says if I study a little harder I can get it next time

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Anonymous 2w

Ong

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Anonymous 2w

What if i got a kilo of heroin in my trunk and I really don’t want to get pulled over *slaps hood*

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Anonymous 2w

There are secret police everywhere. Learn their names. And when our turn comes. We will make no excuse for the terror.

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Anonymous 2w

I do slashy slashy to their tires

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

I didn’t make the original post lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

I did

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

It’s a police jumpscare, every time I see one I hit the brakes.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

Ah ok I mean that makes sense. I also despise pavement princesses tho

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 2w

No wonder cops have them, officers are replaceable cars are not, that’s city governments for you.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

Actually part of the reason police budgets are astronomically high in basically every locality is because they have to replace their cars every couple years, because it turns out sitting on the road idling all day only to hard-shift to top gear every time someone speeds by you is in fact not good for a car

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Anonymous replying to -> cheese_of_the_world_unite 2w

cuz they buy american shitboxes if they were driving around in hondas they'd only buy a car every two decades

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2w

I would agree if police didn’t treat their vehicles like absolute shit lmao, for a normal driver any Japanese vehicle is like 10x more reliable, but for a cop? Man I don’t think any car is made to put up with that level of abuse.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2w

That doesn’t seem wise, considering that I’ve seen people brake hard when the realize a cop is behind them, effectively brake checking them. Additionally, drivers are more likely not to obey road protocol in order to be “nice” to a cop car, conversely making the roads more dangerous.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 1w

That’s a good point— no car for my child helicopter only

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