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Woke Santa gives out nuclear power plants
Wait I’m going to start being naughty
And kids who use the wrong pronouns are on the naughty list
Kids who use the wrong pronouns are given do-it-yourself transition kits, complete with surgical instruments and hormone replacement therapy
Waking up to a fuel rod in my stocking
And kids on the nice list get signed merch from the less sexy green m&m
A tickle me Joe Biden
Thanks, I hate it