Liberals: I want to help those who need it.
Conservatives: socialism?! Go fuck yourself you piece of shit communist.
Trump: I want to give 5k ONLY if we win.
Conservatives: God bless you President Trump you are truly the reincarnate of Jesus Christ
This midterm is the party of $5k for all working Americans vs the party of raise your taxes to support welfare initiatives for illegals.
Remind me again how this is a difficult choice