I love the implication that he wasn’t expecting to meet these people and he just bought 4 seats for himself
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Anonymous1w
Unrealistic, absolutely no Liberal or Leftist would ever let a R***blican near their kids
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Anonymous1w
i don’t even want to read this it’s so long for what
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Anonymous1w
I’d like Stories that never happened for 500
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Anonymous1w
My 4 day son actually woke up earlier today and said “father, I request to witness the engaging film regarding the dashing First Lady Melania” aren’t kids so beautiful
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Anonymous1w
And then everyone clapped
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Anonymous1w
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Anonymous1w
Surely this is satire, right.
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Anonymous1w
You know I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote fanfiction
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Anonymous#11w
He wanted to write a fanfiction or something idk????
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Anonymous#21w
he says its been sold out for days, he has 4 tickets for himself to the 730 showing, and already had tickets to the next showing anyway.
i think this guy might be buying all the tickets to jerk off in the theater
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Anonymous#31w
Lib or leftist was never said so presumably this made up guy was “”””moderate””””
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Anonymous#91w
I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if it was sold out in highly republican area, but I could be wrong
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Anonymous#91w
This tweet probably is but Trump nominated this guy to be the ambassador of Malaysia