I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell…
We spoke for roughly 20 minutes, having some hot and steamy phone sex.
I came in 2 min while he came in 4.
The remaining 16 min were spent being berated (which I am into :3) for being a twink, and payment.
I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell… once again.
We spoke for about twenty minutes.
He confirmed to me that he is dead and told me that it’s really, really hot where he is right now.