Anonymous #1 6w

Also this idiot Bill Nye seriously thinks I'm gonna ride my bike 40 miles a day lmao

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Anonymous #1 6w

Plus bikes don't have AC

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Anonymous #1 6w

you do not need AC when you sweat and are moving at 10-15 miles an hour. its almost like our evolved method of cooling is not only more energy efficient, but more economical too. i cycle 20 miles in a day spending roughly and hour on my commutes total, granted it’s assisted for parts. things also wouldn’t be so spread out if not for cars and all of their necessary infrastructure

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Anonymous _orangutan 6w

Idk where you are that you can cycle 20 miles a day currently but I would have a heat stroke biking around in the sun at 90+ degrees wet bulb

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Anonymous #1 6w

South Carolina, the devil’s asscrack

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Anonymous _orangutan 6w

Yeah, have fun with that. I'll have a good time driving around in 68 degrees fahrenheit

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Anonymous #1 6w

and it’s really not bad. all of the heat catches up to you when you stop moving. stay hydrated and pace yourself and you’re fine. it’s actually cooler to ride a bike than it is to sit in standstill traffic in a car with AC

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Anonymous _orangutan 6w

Here's the other issue, it's not going to get me around fast enough. I cannot bike at 70 mph.

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Anonymous #1 6w

my work commute is the same length of time on a bicycle and in a car. it’s actually faster on the bike during rush hour

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Anonymous #1 6w

but yeah, for many people, the interstate is a regular part of their commute. a series of policy failures left us in this position

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Anonymous _orangutan 6w

I'm not talking about the interstate?

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Anonymous _orangutan 6w

70 mph is just a normal back road speed

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Anonymous #1 6w

whaaat?! another lazy americoid pudge wants to get high off the roadway fumes at the cost of the planet?! shocker 😂

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Anonymous #2 6w

Go cry me a river while your countries burn up all their coal reserves europoor

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Anonymous #1 6w

i'm not european, pudge! i would say sit your ass down but we know that's all you do

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Anonymous #1 6w

try not to choke on the big gulp straw when you become another roadway accident

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Anonymous #2 6w

Ohhh a british "person". Even worse.

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Anonymous #2 6w

Big gulp? I hope what you meant to say is a long island iced tea which was served to me by a wisconsin style drive through package store

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Anonymous #1 6w

don't even suggest i'm br***sh 🤮

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Anonymous #1 6w

nah you're definitely a big gulp chugger

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Anonymous #2 6w

Ok fine sometimes but I fill it with the slurpee

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Anonymous #2 6w

Brotha you're talking about "pudge" this, "shocker" that

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Anonymous #1 6w

honestly bro if you're telling the truth about filling big gulps with slurpee i will rescind my big gulp comment. i cannot hate a slurpee that said, idk what about "pudge" and "shocker" reads as br***sh 🤔 i've only ever heard these used by american english speakers (personally)

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Anonymous #2 6w

I mean slurpee is the obvious better choice so yeah but you also can't hate on the pizza or roller dogs

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Anonymous #1 6w

not everybody is so refined, forgive me 🙏🏽 i can and will hate on the roller dogs but never the pizza. both give me the shits tho 😵‍💫

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Anonymous #2 6w

Mmmmm roller dog kitty kitty jack links

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