“I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal abuse”

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Breaking news: many Onion writers yell “I quit.”

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Didn’t we try to do this with alligator Alcatraz

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They stopped because they were worried about the alligators…. What world do we live in, I almost thought this was an onion article

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What human right says prisons can’t be surrounded by crocodiles?

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