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US Politics 20h

justinian

 Will the culty side of MAGA turn into one of those tiny but long lasting religions after it happens?
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Anonymous 20h

waiting for the first schism between the charismatic fighter and the lame direct relative

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Anonymous 20h

People in 2,000 years studying the few living trump cultists the way we study groups like Samaritans

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Anonymous 20h

he WILL rise again

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Anonymous 19h

Will be fun to try and see if there’s a Shia and Sunnie split after his death

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 20h

real

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Anonymous replying to -> justinian 20h

which one is jd vance

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 20h

Who Jesus?

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Anonymous replying to -> justinian 20h

Fundamentalist Magans believe that Trump (PBUH) was divinely inspired throughout his life. They make up a vast majority of the Religion. However, Tuckerites, who believe that Trump’s (PBUH) soul was changed by a dark wizard, Baronites, who believe that the line of the Prophet Trump (PBUH) should have passed to his youngest son, and the extremely heretical Pencites, whose beliefs shall not be spoken, still wander the land as well.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20h

no mitch mcconnell

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 20h

Isn’t he basically dead?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20h

that’s the joke bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 19h

I can actually clearly see it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 19h

btw same thing happened in Mormonism

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Anonymous replying to -> justinian 19h

Mormonism was part of the inspiration behind it lol. Baronites specifically were a reference to the Josephites/Community of Christ

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