11. I have a microchode and make fun of ppl to compensate for it
12. I have dreamy thoughts about Mitch McConnell’s moist bussy
13. I disappoint my parents daily
14. I am not allowed within 500 feet of a school or as my PO cals them “temptation zones”
6. Abortion is murder
7. COVID-19 was a joint plot between China, US Dems, and Globalists
8. Modern feminism is toxic
9. Zohran Mamdani will lead New York to its downfall
10. Donald Trump is your President