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Does anyone know if any business majors have achieved sentience? Personally I have found that, on average, they have a similar level to most apes
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Anonymous 8w

Business is like the default college degree you get when you have no real interests in anything

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Anonymous 8w

getting a business degree is like playing as a human in a fantasy game. not necessarily the wrong decision, but certainly the most bland and uninteresting.

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Anonymous 8w

no i think they’re still watching the wolf of wall street while circlejerking between bumps of coke

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

like yeah i’ve met some really smart business majors, but most of the really stupid people i’ve met at college (like the ones who make you question how they even graduated high school) are almost all business majors.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

I don’t have any interests other than sitting on my ass and playing video games and hanging out with my friends, which notably aren’t things you can build a career off of, but I am pretty smart and I want to make enough money to survive so it was just between business or engineering, and I don’t wanna do calculus for the rest of my life so I went with business. Tbh id rather do this than major in something that won’t get me anywhere at all because I’m passionate about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

I know about 5 graduated art/music majors that have been out of college for a years working fast food right now and I just have no sympathy for them

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

ok and? they probably don’t care what you think

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

And they’ll be in debt for the rest of their lives working jobs that make them miserable while not being able to provide for themselves or their future family because they decided to waste 160 grand in student loans for a useless degree that won’t put food on the table

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

What the fuck is your problem with the arts dude? like why are you obsessed with flexing the value of your degree and how much it’s gonna make you succeed? Like some people find the arts fulfilling and would rather live a modest life and continue their passion.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

Obsessed???? I made two comments. There’s modest and then there’s minimum wage working 6 shifts a week or multiple jobs because you can’t afford to put food on the table without defaulting on your loan payments.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

Why do you think people with arts degrees can’t get non minimum wage jobs? Who do you think works in HR, marketing and the like?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

sorry, obsessed was an overreaction, but genuinely just let people live. I got a physics degree for my undergrad and i’m doing a masters in eng while my sister is a studio art major and is working at a print shop, and I would never say a single thing about the value of her degree

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

Marketing is something you need a business degree for dumbass 😂. see this is why you don’t waste your college education on an art or music degree. And I specifically said art not arts, so like most definitely not including liberal arts degrees in what I’m talking about

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

no the fuck you don’t need a business degree for marketing. and I said ‘the arts’ which does not include liberal arts and means fine arts.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

Yeah you have 0 brain cells I’m gonna terminate this conversation here. Any serious marketing job will want you to have a business degree lmao

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