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The reason leftists always smell like diarrhea is because their diet consists of impossible burger, Soylent, and woke iced coffee.
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Anonymous 31w

Yes

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Anonymous 31w

I literally never eat any of these things + and how do you differentiate the woke iced coffee from the non/anti-woke varieties

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Anonymous 31w

No but actually

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Anonymous 31w

Based

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Anonymous 31w

No it’s because I have IBS

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Anonymous replying to -> xi.jinping 31w

One is woke and the other is normal ice coffee.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 31w

Hope that helps

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 31w

Incredibly based syndrome?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 31w

How can coffee, an inanimate object, be woke?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 31w

It doesn’t help 🥀😭

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Anonymous replying to -> xi.jinping 31w

I’m not a doctor so I’m not going to tell you what anti-woke coffee is. If you want to stop smelling like diarrhea, you’ll have to figure it out yourself or speak to a licensed pediatrician.

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