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US Politics 30w

shrimp_fried_rice

 Men be like “I can wield a nine inch broadsword!!” And then can’t even cast one spell 💀💀 get off your armored horse and read a book bro
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Anonymous 30w

Ay yo 9 inches in width?? 👀 That’s a BROAD SWORD HOLY MOLY

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 30w

Wait is this phallic

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 30w

They’re overcompensating 🙄 those swords don’t even EXIST

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 30w

Knaves and their swords pshhh 9 inches in length is but a dagger 😤 they know not what they BOUGHT… at ye old smithy

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