That’s why we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take turkeys off the menu. That’s right, we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take turkeys off the menu.
If you’re an “turkey” who supports thanksgiving, you’re an idiot. Thanksgiving is a holiday where we literally eat you and dedicate the rest of your remains to the great gods of our people. Foolish turkey, thou shalt know no peace! Only fear!