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Everybody must have a penis. Whether that’s in a box, attached to you, or in you is up to you.
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Anonymous 17w

If you are unable to produce your own penis, is store-bought okay? And does the store matter?

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Anonymous 17w

i have a metaphysical penis

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Anonymous 17w

I can’t see the og post I feel like I’m missing half the joke lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17w

The government will distribute penises for those who cannot produce one. All that matters is that you can provide proof of possession during the monthly door-to-door penis mandate checks.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17w

Not enough. You must be able to produce physical proof of a penis during next month’s penis check

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