“Yeah dude what if we named our evil company after that evil all-seeing orb from lord of the rings? That sounds like a great idea!”
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Anonymous#12w
I hate to be that guy but literally yes, they’re the most overvalued company of all time precisely because of their terrifying branding, people think they’re gonna make a lot of money because they sound like a super-evil Blade Runner Orwellian megacorporation from the future