“There once was a man from Nantucket
Who took a big shit in a bucket
So filled with pride, he then did decide
To smear it on everyone else”
A more accurate version of that conservative’s poem
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Anonymous6d
Um sorry this poem is terrible, lacks the proper syntax and doesnt rhyme with SHIT. Serious plotholes regarding that nantucket man too.
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Anonymous6d
A classic!!!!
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Anonymous6d
I think we should let him cook to ensure more entertainment
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Anonymous#36d
Fixed it below
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Anonymous#46d
Blatant plagiarism of mine but I’ll tip my hat to your creativity 😉
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Anonymous#46d
Incredible work young scholar
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AnonymousOP6d
That’s the folk process
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Anonymous#46d
Which is also the excuse I use when I miss a note or ten