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Obama was a 12-pizza president at least
This is so unserious 💀 also, those boxes are definitely empty
“How much do you lift bro” “8 pizza boxes”
Ah yes, because someone’s pizza-carrying ability means everything. Hoping this is satire.
Bush was a 14 probably
Teddy Roosevelt and Abe Lincoln could carry 25 pizzas each
Nah they could push a dolly with pizzas on jack that back up to like 30
Including a dolly feels like giving Batman prep time though I’m talking raw pizza-carrying ability by hand
In all fairness I think FDR could carry the most pizzas cuz he just has to balance them on his lap
Fs FDR is the pizza carrying GOAT imo
And they’d be deep dish too
I doubt that man has ever carried pizzas in his life
The original tweet is serious but I’m definitely making fun of it lmao
Good to know!
Trump is cringe
For certain.
He made a pizza hut ad and it's playing on the pizza hut nobody out pizzas the hut.